This season, take a ride on The Rhino! This season our wild ride includes two musicals, two headliners, two collaborations, and more LGBT fun than ever before!
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MOBY DICK! THE MUSICAL
By Longden, Koch and Kaye San Francisco Premiere!
The runaway cult hit makes its SF debut. What happens when a drag headmistress and her cross-dressed minions put on a musical of Moby Dick to save their school? A toe-tapping laugh riot! LGBT fun for the whole family!
Dates: 9/18 – 10/12/08
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF QUEER THEATRE
By Tony Kushner, Tennessee Williams, Djuna Barnes, Craig Lucas, et al. World Premiere Compendium!
Collaboration with the incredible EASTENDERS REPERTORY COMPANY
Three evenings of Gay and Lesbian plays from the last one hundred years. There’s comedy, drama and even a musical!
Dates: 10/28 – 11/23/08
THE RHINO CHRISTMAS PANTO World Premiere!
Gay boxers, lesbian presidents, and bi-sexual pets all join hands to ring in the holidays with this musical holiday treat. A Christmas show for the queer crowd!
Dates: 12/4 – 12/28/08
THE MARGA GOMEZ NEW YEAR’S EVE SPECTACULAR! At the Victoria Theatre!
What would New Year’s be without La Marga and her special guests? Come celebrate in the traditional Rhino way. Come celebrate with her Royal Dykeness!
12/31/08 Only (700 PM & 900 PM)
FALSETTOS
By William Finn First San Francisco Production in Ten Years!
The return of everyone’s favorite musical about lesbians, gay men, an ex-wife, their child and a straight psychiatrist! Come to laugh, come to cry, come to sing along!
Dates: 1/8 – 2/8/09
A BEAUTIFUL VIEW
By Daniel MacIvor (Author of the runaway hit In on It!) West Coast Premiere!
From the pen of Canada’s greatest living playwright comes a beautiful play of two women in love.
Dates: 2/26 – 3/22/09
SOMETHING FABULOUS BY ME! World Premiere!
Written and Directed by John Fisher
A new show from yours truly.
Dates:4/16 – 5/3/09
COLLABORATION WITH THE FANTASTIC WORD-FOR-WORD COMPANY (Sonny’s Blues, Oil!) World Premiere Adaptation!
We’re thrilled that Word-for-Word will collaborate with us on staging a classic story by one of the masters. Under consideration for adaptation are short stories by Tennessee Williams, David Leavitt, Jeffrey Eugenides, Radclyffe Hall, and Dorothy Allison.
Dates: 5/14 – 6/14/09
LESBIAN STAND-UP HEADLINER At the Victoria Theatre!
For contractual reasons we can’t say whom yet, but she’s prowled our stages before and you love her. No, not Marga! You get Marga for New Year’s.
Dates: 7/24 – 7/25/09 (Two Shows Only!)
And don’t forget our annual Benefit Spectacular featuring great food, incredible entertainment, and a guest star. Last year every statesman on the west coast showed up to celebrate our Thirtieth, this year there will be a little bit of Hollywood and a little bit of Broadway. Join us at Levende Lounge on Tuesday, September 23, 2008.
Theatre Rhinoceros
2926 -- 16th Street
at South Van Ness
San Francisco
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The Rhino’s Thirtieth Anniversary Season:
September 20, 2007 – July 27, 2008
We're thirty! And still going strong!
A history of The Rhino onstage, a queer classic, the incomparable Marga Gomez, a Bay Area Premiere and a World Premiere. What more could you want for your thirties?
Last year we took you to the edge. This year we'll show you the ropes.
Let the most experienced queer theatre on the planet show you how it's done.
And while we're on the subject: Where were you when the Rhino came out in 1977?
Think about it… We start off the season with a trip down memory lane - thirty years of The Rhino.
Our first show is a song and comedy retrospective of the highlights of three decades of queer theatre. Next we offer you a queer classic given the Rhino touch. You loved our productions of Bent and What the Butler Saw, you won't want to miss our latest.
Next it's Marga time - join her, her gay comedy friends, and the whole Rhino family to ring in the New Year at The Victoria Theatre.
In 2008, the season continues with the Bay Area Premiere of David Mamet's Boston Marriage - a very funny play about queer life. And finally John Fisher's Ishi, about San Francisco's most famous Indian, takes the stage to round out thirty years of gay and lesbian theatre.
We're called Theatre Rhinoceros because the rhino is a gentle, loving animal… until provoked. That's what we were thinking in 1977. What about you?
Written and Directed by John Fisher
July 3 - 20, 2008
(No performance July 4)
World Premiere!
The epic play of San Francisco history. A tale of love, war, and ruthless ambition in the City by the Bay. Professor Alfred Kroeber finds the West's most famous Indian starving in the woods and the two embark on an adventure that will shape the future of California and uncover the secrets of our blood drenched past.
Shark Bites
Shark Bites
Written and performed by Jeffrey Hartgraves
Directed by Libby O'Connell
October 4 - 14, 2007
Revived January 17 - February 9, 2008
From Death's Door to the Stage Door
Featuring: David Bicha, P.A. Cooley, T.J. Lee, davidmahr, and Drew Todd
Public fears go private in Shark Bites (a very nearly solo show).
This auto-biopic piece, by local theatre veteran Jeffrey Hartgraves,
is his first performance since being diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma (bone cancer).
With the help of an Individual Artist CA$H Grant from Theatre Bay
Area, he has returned to the stage for a very limited engagement of a
new comedy/drama chronicling his own life. Ninety-minutes of humorous
humiliations and personal epiphanies, explaining how FEAR is the most
basic human motivation.
Shark Bites isn't "about" cancer (Jeffrey is actually a Virgo), but
it doesn't shy away from the real or imagined fears that fill our
lives from beginning to end.
Come for an evening of laughter and
revelation.
While his cancer is currently in remission, this is Jeffrey's only scheduled performance of 2007. Seating is limited.
Conceived and Directed by John Fisher
Dramaturgy by Matt Weimer
With Laurie Bushman, Kim K. Larsen, Mike Vega, and Matt Weimer
September 22 through October 14
(Previews September 20 and 21)
Thirty years of comedy, sex, politics and fun onstage in a single evening. Theatre Rhinoceros: The First Thirty Years celebrates all the fun with a show of original songs and scenes from three decades of new theatre about the love that not only speaks but also shouts, sings and dances its name.
Tuesday, October 16th from 6 - 10 pm
Levende Lounge
1710 Mission St. at Duboce
The Rhino's Annual Fundraiser — 30th Anniversary Edition!
Come OUT and join RHINO and Friends to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the longest ongoing GLBT Theatre in The World!
Great Food & Drink, Fun, Entertainment, Surprises, Silent Auction, and Disco Dancing at one of the hippest joints in the Mission — reserved exclusively for our celebration!
70's Dress is Encouraged but not Required!
artwork by Ronald Duculan and P. Chop
Up in Avery's Room
Up in Avery's Room
A Reading at The Rhino
by Jack Sharrar
with Matt Weimer, Aaron Martinsen, Libby
O'Connell, 'Drew Todd, A.K. Conrad, Scott Gessford, and Valerie Weak.
ONE PERFORMANCE!
Monday, October 29 8:00 pm (Reception with the playwright and cast to follow)
It's 1924 and playwright Avery Hopwood, the toast of Broadway, is at the apex of a career spent writing popular (and scandalous) comedies. But he also struggles to cope with his own demons as John Floyd, his alcoholic lover and protegee, makes his life miserable while Hopwood braves an interview for his alma mater's newspaper.
Hilarious, sexy, touching, and based on real people, Up in Avery's Room opens a window on a Broadway lost, but emotions still current.
A portrait of Avery Hopwood by Florine Stettheimer
Courtesy of The Hopwood Program
Staircase
Staircase
By Charles Dyer
Directed by John Fisher
Dramaturgy by Matt Weimer
Performances:
November 15 - December 16
Wednesdays - Saturdays at 8 pm
Sundays at 3 pm (except 7 pm November 18th)
Can this marriage last? Charlie and Harry have been together forever and no one cares. Except the police! But it's 1966 and the times, they are a changin'! Will they change fast enough?
Predating even The Boys in the Band, this hysterical comedy was one of the first gay plays to tackle Broadway and the big screen. Join this cuddly but bitchy middle-aged couple for a dark night of the soul, peppered with many laughs. It's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but gay!.
Click on an image below for a full-size, uncropped version.
For captions: the man in the red scarf is Donald Currie; the one in the bandages or tupee is Joseph Tally.
Photographs by Kent Taylor
Marga Gomez
Marga Gomez’s New Year’s Eve Spectacular
7:00 & 9:00 PM, December 31, 2007
Victoria Theatre
Marga makes her stand-up return to the Bay Area. Last Christmas there were seven weeks of sell-out Cochinas, this year there will be only two Marga shows. These shows will sell out so reserve your tickets today. As a subscriber you will also get preferred seating. Ring in the New Year with the hottest show in town!
GLAAD Award winning comedian MARGA GOMEZ returns to ring in her fifth Rhino New Year with special guest comic ALI MAFI - gay, Muslim and an Iranian president's worst nightmare. Expect down, dirty, and smart laughs as Gomez and Mafi take on 2007 in the queerest comedy event of the year. TWO SHOWS ONLY!
Opening for Marga is Ali Mafi
I'm gay, fat, and Muslim.
I'm one minority trait away from getting a handicapped sticker!
DJ O'DJ added to the Show!
A special addition to Marga's New Year's Eve is DJ O'DJ who has been getting Bay Area crowds on their feet since 2005.
DJ O'DJ will be dj'ing before and after – and perhaps during – the show.
DJ O'DJ has created original music and sound design for several Theatre Rhinoceros productions including Marga Gomez's Intimate Details and The Twelve Days of Cochina.
Written by Tina D'Elia
Directed by Mary Guzmán
Dramaturgy by Enrique Urueta
Two performances: Monday and Tuesday, February 4th and 5th at 7 pm
Tickets: $10 at the door
Groucho: a Queer Locais a mixed-race butch/femme Latina vaudevillian screwball comedy. Tina Rivera-Muccino wakes up after a night of debauchery and discovers that legendary comedian Groucho Marx has taken residence, splitting her personality in two. And if Groucho isn't enough, Tina has to join her family for dinner, come out to her grandparents, and introduce them to her butch Girlfriend!
Groucho: a Queer Loca is in development with The Playwrights Foundation.
The Shawl
The Shawl
Written by David Mamet
Directed by Libby O'Connell
With Will Brown, Jeanette Harrison and Matt Weimer
February 21 to March 1
In conjunction with our Main Stage production of David Mamet's Boston Marriage, The Rhino presents Mamet's other queer play, The Shawl, about a hustler, a medium, and the woman they scam, or try to.
A medium with a talent for hucksterism and his ruthless student meet with a woman
who wants advice about her deceased mother's will. They plot to relieve her of the entire estate,
but she tricks the medium into revealing what a charlatan he is. During the shock and pain of this
moment, the medium experiences a revelation so profound that it changes the course of each
character's life.
"David Mamet’s 1999 lesbian drawing-room comedy finally receives its long-overdue Bay Area premiere in John Fisher’s scintillatingly witty and hilariously, self-consciously arch two-hour staging, performed with expert comic timing by Alexandra Creighton and Trish Tillman.
...The sharp humor of Mamet’s homage to Oscar Wilde makes for delightful entertainment."
— R. Hurwitt
San Francisco Chronicle
Behind the Scenes at Boston Marriage
Director John Fisher interviews stars Alexandra Creighton and Trish Tillman in this revealing clip.
Cast includes Alexandra Creighton, Pamela Davis, and Trish Tillman.
Click on a photo for a full-size, uncropped version ready for print.
Actress in purple costume is Alexandra Creighton as Claire.
Actress in black costume is Trish Tillman as Anna
Photos by Kent Taylor
Click on graphic for a full-size poster by David Wilson
Click on a photo for a full-size, uncropped version ready for print.
Production photographs by John Fisher
The actresses in the pictures, from left to right, are Alexandra Creighton, Pamela Davis and Trish Tillman.
Art Commission
Theatre Rhino presents John Fisher's
Art Commission
A Staged Reading
Written and perfomed by John Fisher
Dramaturg: Matt Weimer
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Friday March 21, 8 pm on the Main Stage
The Plot: The Middle East, The Sudan, A Screwed Up Empire, A World Leader at a Loss: It's all happened before.
This production a Co-Presentation of the San Francisco Arts Commission in fulfillment of a Cultural Equity Grant.
Click on the below and see the Video!
The Butterfly Effect
The Butterfly Effect
An All-Star Gala Benefiting the Jeffrey Hartgraves Cancer Fund
Well-known Bay Area talents Veronica Klaus, Matthew Martin, Connie Champagne, Leigh Crow, Trauma Flintstone and many other familiar faces will gather on Theatre Rhinoceros’ main stage Sunday, April 20 at 7:30 p.m., for “The Butterfly Effect: An All-Star Gala Benefiting the Jeffrey Hartgraves Cancer Fund.”
Frequent Hartgraves collaborators Leon Acord and P.A. Cooley will host the evening, in collaboration with The Rhino.
Jeffrey Hartgraves, “a deeply valued veteran of Bay Area theater as a playwright, director, and actor” (Bay Area Guardian), was diagnosed with bone cancer in 2005. Following a year of remission -- during which he wrote and starred in his critically acclaimed “very nearly solo show” Shark Bites at The Rhino and published a collection of essays entitled Bone Matters – Hartgraves is now back on another round of painful chemotherapy, making it difficult to make ends meet.
Acord is also co-producing the evening. Acord and Hartgraves co-produced and co-starred in 2002’s hit Carved in Stone at Eureka Theatre, among many other collaborations, before Acord moved to LA in 2004.
“Jeffrey has given me the greatest moments of my stage career. I’m really thrilled to repay him for his generosity, inspiration and friendship.”
7 Sins
"It was dirty, it was silly, it was a swell $10-buck-a-seat party, and bravo, James Judd."
— Leah Garchik
San Francisco Chronicle
"Who the hell is this guy and why am I laughing so hard?"
— Will Harper
SF Weekly
"Engaging and hilarious... packed house"
— Richard Dodds
Bay Area Reporter
In the Studio!
7 Sins
Written and performed by James Judd
April 4 to April 26 Extended to May 17th!
James Judd presents his life of envy, greed, gluttony, pride, lust, sloth, and wrath.
7 Sins is a collection of
hilarious and true stories from the life of writer/comedian James Judd. It chronicles his early ambition to win his 5th Grade book report competition with My Search for Patty Hearst, and his first job when his working mother paid him to watch The Young and the Restless and then reenact it for her.
He relives his varied careers as a forgotten employee of AT&T, where he did nothing for a year, an even shorter-lived career as a dot.com journalist (which led to an insane night in a Chinese bordello), and as an under-prepared criminal defense attorney representing a tiny but extremely violent teenage girl.
"Judd is Paul Lynde for the new millennium. His show is off-the-wall and out-of-the-ballpark entertaining. To miss it would be the eighth and deadliest sin of all." - Toronto Star.
"He's David Sedaris on a pot of coffee." - Rochester Democrat & Chronicle.
"Judd's jokes are hyper-funny, making the show a witty, sophisticated breeze." Rochester Democrat & Chronicle
7 Sins is not poignant! It 's not inspirational! It's just 75 minutes of FUNNY
A special addition to Marga's New Year's Eve is 
"David Mamet’s 1999 lesbian drawing-room comedy finally receives its long-overdue Bay Area premiere in John Fisher’s scintillatingly witty and hilariously, self-consciously arch two-hour staging, performed with expert comic timing by Alexandra Creighton and Trish Tillman. 
below and see the Video!
